counselor

someone who knows all the right things to say, who want to know how you're "really" feeling.

"i think i would know, i'm a counselor. anger is a secondary emotion, what are you really feeling?"

by Jalaina Thurman April 13, 2008

Courtesy Feel

An action in which a male, upon realizing that the dime piece that he drunkenly brought home and got in bed with is actually fugly, feels the girl up in order to be polite and allow her to not feel bad about her body.

Dude: Kenny, you motorboatin son of a bitch, you motorboated that chick last night didn't you?

Kenny: Nah man, I got her in my room and realized she was ugly.

Dude: That sucks, what'd you do?

Kenny: I gave her the courtesy feel and went to bed.

Dude: I hope my little sister meets a gentleman like you.

by The Duder May 10, 2006

Common Courtesy

Telling someone when you unplug there phone to plug yours in.

I thought my phone was charging this whole time but Paige unplugged it, she has no common courtesy.

by Truc4 November 19, 2017

the chori curse

A very real, NOT TO BE OVERLOOKED SUPERNATURAL FORCE, DESTINED FOR FAILURE. If you have a man named CHORI a.k.a. "Ryan Teodoro" on YOUR team.

For Example - Counter-Strike, Starcraft, Gunbound, Basketball, or any other competitive sport/e-game you are DESTINED TO LOSE.

BEWARE OF THIS SUPERNATURAL PHENOMENON.
If you see a man named chori join any of your teams in the e-gaming society, please do the right thing. BAN HIM, IMMEDIATELY.

FUCK! chori get the fuck off my team, I'm tired of losing bitch.

by c v.2 | mikky mouz November 14, 2004

cursed image

A comment used on images that are unwanted/weird/generally unlikeable/questionable. The word 'cursed' is use as an adjective.

You seen that inflation spongebob art?
Yeah. That's a cursed image if I've ever seen one.

by mahiruhanayo December 13, 2016

counseled-out

If a student has had a catastrophic experience, a tragedy, an emotional upheaval that leaves that student unable to physically sit through class, has not slept in over 18 hours, is unable to complete course work, and/ or does not feel prepared for the next day's assignment(s)/assessment(s), a student may ask to be counseled-out and counselors may counsel a student out of class; they may also discuss the possibility of the student’s going to the Clinic, going home, or some other means by which to handle the situation.

"Kevin, I can't counsel you out again unless you're on fire. Do you understand that?"

"Um yeah, I just counseled-out of 18 classes. God I hate second trimester."

by J Boarman April 4, 2009

courtesy sniff

When someone smells something gross and says, "ugh, nasty! Do you smell that?" and you breathe deeply to take in the smell and confirm said nastiness, you have just performed a courtesy sniff.

George: Gross, I think the cat peed on my rug. Paul, will you come give it a courtesy sniff?

Paul: (bends face towards rug and breathes in) Dude, yeah, cat totally peed on your rug. Sorry, bro.

by pseudonym jr August 28, 2011