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Connecticut

One of the States of the United States of America and one of the original 13 colonies to declare their independence from Great Britain. Was among the first of the states to seek independence. Connecticut has a rich history and was the home of many patriots. Connecticut is currently among the richest state in the union, and is unfortunately largely filled with rich white liberals. Good education is available to those who can afford it, but taxes are high, and some consider it one of the least free states based on personal and economic freedoms. Drivers are rude (probably 2nd worst in the nation) but not as bad as nearby Massachusetts.

Politically it is usually a blue state filled with idiotic liberals with a bad habit of reelected the same corrupt politicians like Chris Dodd. Some fear Connecticut will turn into an ineffective, bankrupt, one-party state like Massachusetts.
Hey that asshole just passed and flipped me off, must be from Connecticut.
by KingLampshade May 21, 2009
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glastonbury, connecticut

A lower-middle class town, comprised of affordable homes, for lower income families. The town faces many issues: The High School is far over crowded, and developers have over developed homes, thus damaging home values throughout the town. The town and its inhabitants strive to be more like residents in towns greater to them like: West Hartford or Greenwich.
Gbury: My home is worth $100,000, and we paid 200,000 for it 2 years ago.
Other: Oh, You must be from Glastonbury, Connecticut.
Gbury: Yeah.
by poorglastonburykid1 March 14, 2009
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Connection Errection

When your signal is full for more than 10 seconds.
when i was at the ATT head quarters i got an connection errection
by triple22a November 22, 2010
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Connectaphobia

The fear of connecting technology devices; not knowing what part you need to make a connection (cable, adapter, etc.)
When he had figure out how to hook-up his new computer to his monitor, he came down with a severe case of connectaphobia.
by Ace T November 24, 2011
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coventry connecticut

Coventry CT is made up of a bunch of country hicks who act thug, they only have a few other races in their school, one being Ariel F.
You god darn coventry connecticut hick!
by Stephen Merlino June 12, 2018
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tight connection

a man who openly prefers sex with other men.
Airline Attendent: Could thossse of you not having tight connectionssss pleasssse remain sseated ssso thossse with tight connectionsss or VERY tight connectionssss more ssspeedily exsit the aircraft in order to reach thossse tight connectionsss
by twiddles August 8, 2003
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Connecticut

My native state, Connecticut. If you can spell it you must be from there. But where? Certainty not Fairfield County, that appendage of New York. We hear tell it was seized in colonial times because New York wanted Long Island. No, that is in NO WAY The Nutmeg State. And hey, we ARE the Nutmeg State, not some hoypaloy Constitution State, let’s be real. Yes, I am from Connecticut, New London County to be exact. We sometimes think we are the forgotten part. The Merritt Parkway and Berlin Turnpike don’t run through our part of the state. Hartford keeps neglecting to fund Route 11.

We are the quiet seafaring part of the state. Picturesque harbors, quaint small towns and a deep Swamp Yankee heritage. Corn fields growing in the summer sun and ton of apples and apple cider in the fall from our numerous farms. Yup, we still have them. We also have those New England accents, us and Windham County to the north. We are diehard BoSox fans, Celtics, Bruins and Pats, too. We are where Whalers put out in the hunt for whale oil and where the first ship powered by atomic energy set sail as well. Today it rests as a national monument, moored in the Thames River at the main gate of the United States Submarine Base New London in Groton. We also have the most popular attractions in the state, Mystic Marinelife Aquarium and The Mystic Seaport. Oh, and did I mention our Native Americans? Their creative buisness side burst forth and spawned two mega casinos and show places, Mohican Sun and the largest casino in the world, Foxwoods.

Yup, we ARE Connecticut
Swamp Yankee: "Where you from"?
Fairfield Resident: "Connecticut"!
Swamp Yankee: "By golly so am I. What part"?
Fairfield Resident: "Fairfield".
Swamp Yankee, in disgust. "That ain't Connecticut you are an branch of New York City, not fit for human beings to live in"!
by Connecticut Yankee December 9, 2008
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