Skip to main content

Company Cleanup

having the feeling to clean up your room only when you have company in your house
Edgar: Whoa my room's a mess i should clean up

Ted: man you don't have to pull a company cleanup in the middle of a movie
by The Real Koryodang March 25, 2011
mugGet the Company Cleanup mug.

Compassion Bully

When someone uses a disability or illness as a way to pressure you into doing something nice for them. Taking advantage of someone by using their kindness and compassion to manipulate them.
That guy always begs the band to introduce them, gets backstage all the time because of his bad legs and then acts all hurt if they say no. What a Compassion Bully.
by Roadie Overthegate January 7, 2013
mugGet the Compassion Bully mug.

company dumpany

The act of taking a shit while on work or company time. One of the most satisfying things an employee can do while on shift. There is nothing like getting paid to take a shit.
My boss was pissed at me because I took a 25 minute company dumpany.
by beerman0531 November 6, 2015
mugGet the company dumpany mug.

compact dick

When all the mass on your dick focuses at one point and it becomes powerful
When I get hard I have a compact dick
by Dickface69420iluvdix1234 November 29, 2017
mugGet the compact dick mug.

compass hickey

the hole left in paper or other material by the pointy bit of a compass after drawing a circle, or many with the same centre point. a general nuisance, feared by compass users worldwide. too small to remove, but too visible to ignore.
person a: i turned in my construction homework yesterday, but i got an f because of the compass hickeys left all over the paper.
person b: lmao that must suck anyways here's wonderwall
by milkii_tea August 5, 2021
mugGet the compass hickey mug.

acquisitional company

Noun, a fictious company presented by a person attempting to impress you with their false "entrepreurshit"
" I am not able to wait for my vehicle to be serviced..I am very busy, I own an acquisitional company."
by Steve Shelton May 6, 2008
mugGet the acquisitional company mug.

Covid Companion

The person you have chosen to self-isolate with during the Covid-19 Pandemic.
I should have asked him to be my Covid Companion. Self-isolating alone during the Covid-19 Pandemic is lonely.
by hornygirl2 May 11, 2020
mugGet the Covid Companion mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email