latino'clock

When people of Latino origin (Central America, South America, and the Caribbean) show up to parties, gatherings, and various functions late.

My hot Latina girlfriend is going to show up late because she's running on Latino'clock.

by Defconpb May 18, 2014

excessive clocking

To keep looking at the clock in nervous situations.

Daquan has been known for excessive Clocking when his skank ass bitch ass hoe Laquifa be fighting with him.

Laquifa:
"Who's Jenelle?!?
Daquan:
*excessive clocking*
Laquifa:
"I'm takin yo son and movin out bitch"
Daquan:
"What son?"

by Burkblue April 16, 2015

beer clock

The level of beer in the last pitcher or glass, that determines when it's time to leave the bar or restaurant. i.e., when it's empty it's time to go -- and not before. (Obviously the beer clock can be reset by ordering another pitcher/glass.)

Child: Dad when are we going to go?
Dad: When the beer clock says so (pointing at the pitcher that isn't empty)!

by mmcg1 October 14, 2015

O'clock 30

when you're too drunk to know what time it is, so it becomes o'clock 30 at all times

"Hey Aaron, what time is it?"
looking at wrist: "o'clock 30"

by FF5 January 26, 2019

fanfather clock

A clock that got abused by a dumbass in rainbow six siege for no reason.

That poor fanfather clock! It has feelings there is no need to hurt it.

by detentionedededed March 26, 2020

Anti Clockwise Licks

When the lubliest ting you ever seen gets a hold of stray cats for the moiniest licks you’ve ever seen tru god bless my nan

Liam does whatever the fuck he wants then gives the cat anti clockwise licks on the neck

by Lubliest licker October 6, 2020

two o'clock whore

A woman or girl who you would never dream of calling or contacting before two o'clock in the morning.

Alright, bar's closed so I'm going to the two o'clock whore's house to see if she is still awake.

by progressives October 24, 2009