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Kitchen Climbing Cretin

Someone who is unable to reach the top shelf due to being of short disposition. Therefore having to climb onto the countertop like the cretin they are.
Abi, stop being a kitchen climbing cretin
by Stretch04 October 5, 2023
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Mountain Climber

This is a term that other people may use to name people from Lesotho or any Sotho people, this is because in Lesotho there are many mountains.
“If I'm a dog eater you’re a mountain climber
“Yoh”
by Hbjh vmhgffmhfkytf October 21, 2023
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cupboard-climber

A word used to describe a male who often climes on top of or into the cupboard in a females room
Bro! I caught you in my sisters cupboard again! you're such a cupboard-climber
by fanumtaxxedme May 14, 2024
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cupboard-climber

Used to describe a male who gets sexually excited after climbing into or on top of a females cupboard
Bro! Why are you hiding in the girls boarding cupboard? You're such a cupboard-climber
by fanumtaxxedme May 14, 2024
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The Climb

the Climb is the mythical sisiphian journey that people undertake when going through hardsips. the term was revived after a elden ring YouTuber named skumnut used the term when describing the intense pain and agony that comes from playing difficult games such as elden ring. It was also founded by Jared Leto, the funny dude who somehow made one fire song.
random dude: Dawg what the fuck you literally cant dodge that
Friend: Dawg its about The Climb, you gotta believe in Jareds godly power!
by cocosenpai67 June 14, 2024
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Pole Climber

Out of all the attendees at the gay pride festival, what do you think the percentage of carpet munchers were there compared to the percentage of pole climbers was?
by Mr. Deplorable July 4, 2024
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Sink Climber

A person originally from a bidet country (France, Italy, Spain etc.) now living in a country where there are no bidets in bathrooms and toilets.
The other day we were at some friends' for dinner and I caught my boyfriend sink climbing. Yes, he's a sink climber.
by Condolences March 29, 2024
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