Clarked

British slang for drunk off your bonce.

Shit I was clarked last night.

by BansheeDanshee January 9, 2018

Clark Time

A phenomenon contained in the Clark family that causes a 15 to 30 minute delay on arrival from the scheduled time.

Church started at 10:00, but because of Clark Time they got there at 10:30

by Nathan_go December 22, 2019

Ken Clark heat

Driving with the windows rolled down and heat turned up high in the dead of winter.

While we were driving around town yelling at people, we had to turn on the Ken Clark heat so we didn't freeze.

by Dr. Charles Dromedary April 14, 2008

Paul Clark

An unidentified curator

"He's a regular Paul Clark"

by AnchoredStarling May 17, 2025

Mason Clarke

A wonderful man with a mullet who always leaves you at the worst time, I will miss him, and so will everyone else, I love him and I want to make today the best last day for him today, I and everyone, on the behalf of me, will miss his tiny heart and his massive ability to dance, and be very hot, Mason Clarke, we all wish you a lovely fair well, to go up north and be with a bunch of crocodiles. We will miss you.

"Mason Clarke! Do the gritty"

by Khussh's Guardian angel May 25, 2022

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

Adam clark

A man that is has airplanes stuck up the ass almost as much as he's getting pegged by fish daily while he also sits on the floor while jacking off to cartoon females

That whore is such a Adam clark

by Lauren meengs June 24, 2022