Choad

An Asian with a very small penis.

Mr. PotatoHead, Micheal Helmcamp, is a choad

by Pu-tang_Slayer August 4, 2016

Choada

Ejaculate, sperm.

"Billy Bob covered his hot second cousin's tits with his fat stream of clam choada"

by The Great Articulator June 15, 2016

choad chaser

A woman or man who prefers girth over length when referencing a penis

That girl there, her name must be Hannah, is a choad chaser .

by owl fountain May 25, 2016

choadanus

A normally fat person resembling that of a choad (or has a choad) and has the and attitude of an ass therefore anus

"No dick Nick pushed me in the pond ,man he is a real choadanus"

by Drake has no hands November 25, 2016

Choad in a Blanket

turtle neck choad....an uncircumcised choad

his choad in a blanket was so stumpy his foreskin looked like 5skin dripping off a tuna can!

by the grim preacher January 2, 2017

Choad

A short fat stubby dick that looks like a crushed sofa can

Wtf what is that's is that a choad

by Dainperry123456789 April 6, 2017

chafing chalupa

when you fuck to much and your pussy starts to get a rash/starts to chafe

"Why are you walking like that" - Scott "I fucked my boyfriend 3 times yesterday and now i have a chafing chalupa!" -Becky

by toastytits6911 May 24, 2017