The unofficial mascot of Carterville High School (IL). Formed in 2009 by a CHS band senior, Captain Carterville is the face of Lion pride. The figure is a student who is qualified in a few main areas: 1. Team Spirit 2.No shame 3. Sportsmanship 4. Craziness The student usually a member of the band or student section leads the morale at all home and playoff games for football and basketball. Captain Carterville has been known to do the unexpected such as dance wildly and randomly, stand in the opposing team's section, and do crazy cheers with the band/cheer leaders/student section. Now a tradition at CHS, Captain Carterville will remain the figure of Lions' sports.
by C'ptn. C'ville March 22, 2010
Get the Captain Cartervillemug. "look at all those j cats in front of that house. The one with no shirt on is the J Captain!"
"your so dumb wtf! J Captain over here!"
j cat j captain mental insane 51/50
"your so dumb wtf! J Captain over here!"
j cat j captain mental insane 51/50
by Crisk0ch August 30, 2012
Get the J Captainmug. A term used to refer to an indavidual famed for vomiting profusely when under the influence of alcohol
by scruffbag88 January 20, 2009
Get the Captain Chundermug. Based on the 2009 Captain Morgan ad campaigns, opporunists who go to parties and create scenarios where they can easily obtain sexual appreciation from multiple member's of the opposite sex
Bro #1: I'll put posters of me and my crew outside the club that make us look famous when we are really just four regular guys
Bro #2: Damn you are such a Captain Morganist
Bro #1: I'll find girls at a costume party and have me and my friends dress up in costumes that match them
Bro #2: Wow you are certainly an avid pracitioner of the Captain Morganist philosophy
Bro #1: I'll buy a bunch of captain morgan and then be the guy who bought all the drinks
Bro #2: sweet, free drinks
Bro #2: Damn you are such a Captain Morganist
Bro #1: I'll find girls at a costume party and have me and my friends dress up in costumes that match them
Bro #2: Wow you are certainly an avid pracitioner of the Captain Morganist philosophy
Bro #1: I'll buy a bunch of captain morgan and then be the guy who bought all the drinks
Bro #2: sweet, free drinks
by flossandtosscrisscrosstheboss July 9, 2009
Get the Captain Morganistmug. A superhero for a new safer millenium.
Captain egain will sort your emails with superspeed and wipe out his evil arch enemy SPAM.
Superpowers include being able to smoke 10 joints at once and rolling a phat one before you can say "roll me a phat one"
Captain egain will sort your emails with superspeed and wipe out his evil arch enemy SPAM.
Superpowers include being able to smoke 10 joints at once and rolling a phat one before you can say "roll me a phat one"
by Stitch December 5, 2004
Get the captain egainmug. While drunk, trying to act sober in front of the person your trying to hook up with, as well as commanding your friends who are even more drunk to act like they're sober. Originated in Athens, Greece.
Girl 1: I see a hot guy over there.
Girl 2: You better be captain sober if you want to get him.
or
Friend 1: Your acting ridiculously drunk right now, you need to be captain sober.
Girl 2: You better be captain sober if you want to get him.
or
Friend 1: Your acting ridiculously drunk right now, you need to be captain sober.
by Captain Greece! April 15, 2011
Get the Captain Sobermug. James tripped over his laundry basket and headbutted a hole in the closet door. Captain Polak strikes again!!!!
by to ten chlopak December 29, 2007
Get the Captain Polakmug.