Colton Busko

The world's greatest Dad!

Dad..? Colton Busko...

by Stewie428 May 25, 2019

carton o milk

carton o milk

carton o milk

by ryan vorvory June 4, 2019

Colton

A homeless guy who steals fridges and lives in his laundry room.

That’s so Colton!

by John Luigi’s June 5, 2019

Colton Kundinger

One who acts to know everything about cars.
He claims he is the master with cars.
Will tell you how to make your car faster.
Tries to give advice on cars.
Will tell you his rsx is fast.

Tells everyone what oil to run.

Nut swings off weld wheels.

You’re acting like Colton kundinger with telling me what to buy for my mustang.

by T clay June 19, 2019

colton

someone who will want you back after he realizes no girl will ever compare to you, someone who cheats on every single girl he ever dates and talks shit about them even tho he used to be “in love” with them, someone who will send you videos of him burning everything you gave him like every memory y’all ever made together was just a joke. basically it’s someone who doesn’t deserve shit because their an ass who can’t see they have an amazing girl to love them but they won’t get over themselves to actually be with her.

“damn, colton doesn’t realize he just hurt the only girl that would love him unconditionally” ... oh trust me he will realize one day. and it’ll be too late

by truth69420 June 26, 2019

Castone

If Pokémon were to fuse, Cubone and Gastly would form a powerful ghost and ground type called, Capstone.

Ash Ketchum: "Castone, goooooooo!"
Castone: "Castone"

by Difairyo July 4, 2019

Canton

When someone is talking a whole lot of shit you don’t need to hear.

Person 1: hey how’s it going?
Person 2: (explains in detail exactly everything that is actually going on it their life)
Person 1: *wow, that’s a whole lotta canton*

by Terry from the vape shop August 16, 2019