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Crank gaze 

To cast one's eyes in the direction another individuals groin area with the intention of checking out the bulge.
Tim, quit looking at cute guy's sweet package, you're crank gaze is obvious.
A fat person that is gay
See that bastard over there he is such a crandy
Crandy by InfamousChub September 30, 2022

Crankster Gangster 

Used to describe that kind of dude who is normally soft as medicated cotton but soon as he gets high turns into ol billy badass. Equivalent to a drunk being 10 feet tall and bulletproof
Guy 1- Hey bro, is that guy starring at me? I think this dude is a cop let's get him! Man, this dude better get off my ass or I swear I'll hop out and beat his fucking ass!
Guy 2- that's it, no more dope for you! Fucking take two hits and turn into a crankster gangster

Crankonaut 

Some who does new or difficult things while under the influence of marijuana. Such as going to school or work. A play on the work astronaut
Alfie is such a crankonaut, he came into school high
Crankonaut by BitCranky December 2, 2022

Crank dat 

Turnin on the ole Coleman

Crank Stankers 

When you spread a girls legs wide and push them behind her head the best you can in a sexual situation, then she farts.
I cranked her up and she stanked on me holmes, crank stankers!
Crank Stankers by Bhazer May 17, 2023