couch farts

When someone farted so much while sitting on the couch. Once they leave and someone else sits down they can still smell the fart, possibly taste.

My father was sitting on the couch and when I sat down next all I could smell was couch farts.

by Golf Bravo December 12, 2013

couch honkey

That person who no one seems to know, but has been crashed on your couch for 3 days. (Like in the movie "Half Baked") There is an element as though this "couch honkey" partied his balls off with you at one point and then ended up on the couch, but nobody remembers.

That couch honkey has been laying there since yesterday.

by hollywoodhorror June 11, 2006

couchuddle

When two basically amazing people merge as one on a couch for about the length of 3 or 4 movies or the length of 1 season of How I Met Your Mother.

We couchuddled and it was awes.

by couchuddler, duh April 12, 2010

Couch Reserves

The money, or spare that you know has fallen in, and is in the couch that you leave there until one day when you're totally broke you dig through the couch, thus "cashing out" your couch reserves.

Person one: I can't go tonight i'm totally broke...
Person two: How long since you've called on your couch reserves?

Person one: It's been awhile, hold on...

Person one: Yeah, I can go!!! I found $15.67 in my couch reserves!!!

by thegranitehills May 2, 2010

Couchcunt

a couchcunt is a person who is almost too awesome to be alive... intriguingly they always find themselves amidst hype and gossip...

Alternative definitions:

like a couch potato but cooler

omg look at that couchcunt... she doesnt even go here!

by coolbean2 January 24, 2011

couch luge

Placing your butt on the edge of a couch and then laying back with legs straight out with head tipped forward - thus forming a luger like body position. Often performed while watching TV and often leads to a nap.

On his day off my buddy Stone does the couch luge all day watching movies and getting drunk and stoned.

by Ketone39 December 1, 2011

couch whistle

When someone farts loudly enough for all to hear and enjoy.

Oliver was in the other room when he heard Alexander play his couch whistle.

by Razorayne March 9, 2017