Colin the computer

Me!

im a computer! -dhmis episode 4 (the computer song :) colin the computer

by colin …ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ March 27, 2022

computarded

having an utter lack of basic/essential computer/computer related knowledge

She was so computarded, she didn't know what ethernet was!

by Omar Churchill May 16, 2011

compershall

a mega typo for commercial

jacob-your tv is not faster than mine
amber-yes it is!
jacob-cant be?
amber-it is a swear!
jacob-prove it!
amber-compershall

jacob-..what
amber-i was trying to say commercial...
jacob-oh maybe yours is faster

by mrmoose333 June 1, 2011

computarded

A Person who doesn't understand how to properly use or maintain a computer.

He Doesn't know what the difference between MAC and WINDOWS, is; He must be computarded.

by R3BEL_1 February 12, 2012

compuber

A stray pubic hair found on the keyboard of Mac or PC.

Eww, I just found a compuber on my Macbook.

Dude! Is that your compuber? Oh sorry, it's just beard hair.

I was enjoying Disney sing-a-long videos on the internet and then noticed a long, kinky compuber on my keyboard. JASON!!!

by matt densmore October 1, 2013

commputercation

A mark of success in communicating thoughts and ideas through a computer device. The purpose and goal of commputercating.

I get e-mails from guys all the time on OK Stupid, but there is very little in the way of commputercation going on, just a bunch of requests for photos. Ugh!

by Tour de France Girl December 7, 2013

computex

The biggest gathering every year that people who don't care about computers suddenly want to know about.

I can't believe I didn't realize the name Computex amalgamated Computer and Expo in one word and now I feel silly.

by fire-liability May 30, 2017