Turkish Bookends

A threeway involving two dopplebangers.

Oh man, that guy is so into himself, he has Turkish Bookends.

Turkish Bookends by anonymous December 26, 2021

emo broken 

Someone who looks depressed and might live in the same household as you.

"Mackenzie looks really emo broken today."

emo broken by anonymous January 26, 2022

National Birkenstock Day 

March 16 is National Birkentsock Day. Wear your Birkenstocks on March 16!

Kim: "Isn't tomorrow National Birkenstock Day?"
Pete: "Yea, it is!"
Kim: "Wanna wear matching Birkenstocks tomorrow?"
Pete: "Sure, why not."

National Birkenstock Day by kaleyley March 15, 2022

the broken car paradox

The broken car paradox is a metaphor for how one hundred percent of relationships end with either a break up or someone dying which leads some so ask "Why even get into a relationship? " the same philosophical idea can be applied to buying a new car. "Why even buy a car if it'll one day fall apart and end up in a junk yard?"

It doesn't matter if I say yes or no to her because of the broken car paradox.

the broken car paradox by New_edge2002 September 5, 2022

arms broken 

used to describe the feeling when something so awkward or unbelievable happens, you don't know how to react; can be emphasized by elaborating on the state of your arms (i.e. they shattered into a million pieces)

After Morgan got reprimanded by her teacher, she stood there with her arms broken.

arms broken by venusbelov January 26, 2023

A Broken 

Usually a political tragic or rusted on who believes and compulsively retweets and repeats obviously ridiculous partisan talking points and idiotic conspiracy theories on twitter or other social media like useful idiots. A broken does this compulsively and will cause their friends and relatives to shun them bc they have something missing in their lives or are somehow broken in some way

He 's a broken, retweeted that MAGA conspiracy theory even though it's easily disproven by a couple of google searches, but he wont let go, he's broken

A Broken by Bokobouy June 18, 2023

Mucky Boreen 

An awful way in parts of rural Ireland to refer to one’s anus

Johnny, you’re flooding me. Pull out, it’s in my mucky boreen

Mucky Boreen by Mr. Fucking Ass August 18, 2023