blogger

Socially challenged tard that wastes countless hours on their personal website. Usually creating a dead fucking boring diary about how pathetic their lives really are accompanied by photos that only lend proof to the fact.

"I might of had a better chance at doinking your sister last night but your faggit blogger friend kept jumping in to snap more fucking photos for his gay ass website"

by Captain Cock February 12, 2004

Blogstipation

Anxiously awaiting the next installment of a popular blogger, but it just isn't coming.

I thought Tori had a case of blogstipation, but it turned out she was traveling to Antarctica and couldn't get to a computer to update her blog.

by Rich Hogan January 17, 2007

blogspert

Someone who thinks they are an expert just from reading a few blogs.

My blogspert friend claims man made global warming is real because of a few blogs he read recently. Now hes some sort of expert or something.

by squarepush3r January 28, 2010

blogotubes

Intentional Spoonerism of the word "internet." See the interweb

Did you see that new video on the Blogotubes?

by MKorostoff January 1, 2007

bloguest

Someone who visits a blog for the first time.

A: Hey, who's that cooldude_123? And that was a funny comment on your stupid post.
B: Yeah, never sighted him on my site. He must be my bloguest.

by Sighber November 8, 2007

Ay Blognish

A way of letting only your friends know that you have a wedgie just for the heck of it, or so they can make a barrier for you to pick it.

Uh, you guys.. Ay Blognish!

by Barbie Cynthia May 26, 2009

Mommy Blogging

The act of a mother documenting every detail of her child's life with unnecessary photos, social media updates and blog posts. Mommy blogging also includes condescending other mothers with inaccurate parenting and/or medical advice.

Dinah: Hey girl, did you vaccinate your kids yet?
Karen: No....Jenna was saying that I shouldn't vaccinate my kids since vaccinations can cause childhood obesity.
Dinah: Are you seriously listening to Jenna? She's not even a nurse! That bitch is just mommy blogging.
Karen: Yeah girl, you're right

by koriandr December 15, 2015