keyboard cock blocked

When you can not use the letters P,O,R,N as it has been used too much in efforts of searching for porn and blocks you from your fun time.

i couldn't enjoy myself last night couldn't find porn i got keyboard cock blocked

by 101phoenix April 20, 2015

Nah, Ya Blocked

Use it when someone comes up to you, raise your hand and say nah your blocked

fattle walks up to you and starts shouting. just raise your hand and say Nah, Ya Blocked

by Cupertino May 9, 2008

Stink Blocked

When you "cock-block" a guy using a stink bomb.

There's some tool at a bar looking like he's going to score with some hot chick he doesn't deserve. You break a stink bomb within a few feet of him, the chick gets grossed out, the chick walks away. The tool has just been stink blocked.

by The Stain September 1, 2008

cock blocker

someone who literally blocks a cock.

some guy rips off his own cock and then tries to shoot it in the basket. His friend then blocks it from going in.

"ahh dude I almost got it in the basket for a score! You're such a cock blocker!"

by waterboy141 September 4, 2009

Blocker

A person who is from one of the former Easter Block communist countries like Russia, Poland, Czech Republic, Slovakia etc...

My girlfriend is from Poland. She's a blocker.

by Charlie_ July 29, 2008

blocker buddy

A person who unblocks you on their buddy list when you were blocked just to look at your profile, and possibly use something from it to put in theirs. Especially when they take something like "Jeanette BB4l" and forget to change the name.

stacey: OMG! lindsay unblocked me for a second and she took that quote from my profile!
Monica: She's a total blocker buddy! she did that to me last week.

by Massie December 12, 2008

blocker

A person that blocks everyone else 's progress in life.

Blocker people will block you by driving slower than posted speed. or that block you by talking on cell phones while placing an order, or block you by having to call someone to ask their opinion on a possible purchase while in check out. Basically those are blockers that can't make up their mind and stand there blocking every one else from doing their tasks.

by Possumn October 3, 2010