The Bearded Eagle

When you are going down on a girl who has a hairy vagina and during oral sex you start flapping your arms wildly while staring at her menacingly.

After she orgasms you need to squawk and flail your arms wildly while running out of the house searching for new prey.

Hey Mate, I took this girl home last night and I used the bearded eagle technique and tried to search for more prey but I was unlucky I wasn't able to find anyone else.

by The Bearded Eagle October 17, 2019

carrot beard

The long root portion of a carrot that looks like long stringy hairs. Usually removed prior to eating, but enjoyed by others because of its gross appearance.

This carrot has a super long carrot beard.

by PottedBamboo May 6, 2019

milky beard

(n.) A hairy muff that's been jizzed on.

I splooged so much that her vagina looked like a milky beard.

by sky ^ November 5, 2010

The Bearded Commodore

Named after a dude in charge of a ferry, The Bearded Commodore means excessive hair on a woman’s nether regions; an unmaintained bush, coo coo, muff, etc.

I've heard that girl rocks The Bearded Commodore. You might need a GPS or a machete to get shit done.

by JRrrrrrrrr March 30, 2011

bearded viking

When a hairy woman stands on her head and you jam your face in her vag and take a selfie.

Did you get that pic from Keith last night? That nasty bastard was all in a hookers junk and did a Bearded Viking shot...

by Satan's Sphinxter June 5, 2017

butthole beard

Where your butthole is so hairy it must have its' own beard.

Yo did you see his butthole beard? It looked like his butt cheeks had buckwheat in a headlock!

by PieKnee May 8, 2016

divorce beard

A beard a newly separated or divorced man grows in order to show that he's young, hip, cool. Sometimes, but not always, accompanied by a manbun.

"What is on Joe's face?" "Oh, he's just growing a divorce beard."

by Lucretia Maxwell December 27, 2015