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Ballon Punch

The use of a plastic bag wrapped around the hand and arm to shove an obstuctive piece of fecal matter around the u-bend of a toilet.
Wow that dump was so big I had to Ballon punch it down!
Ballon Punch by Shambollock March 17, 2023

bi-balling 

When playing a mono-ball sport with two balls. Can also have tri-balling and quadruballing, etc.

The complexity of the game is 'n' times more than if there was only one ball where n=(number of balls in play) - 1

e.g. tri-ball soccer is twice as hard as mono-ball soccer (3 balls - 1=2)
Rubeus Hagrid: Gonna go play quidditch today Harry?

Harry Potter: No, but there's bi-balling tennis happening later!
bi-balling by marsie bear April 28, 2013

Energy Balling 

rapidly taking balls into your mouth, spitting them out and taking them back in repeatedly.
Yo, she was energy balling him for a minute.
Energy Balling by bawlsdeep November 2, 2014

skeeze balling 

1) Creeping on someone hard when they least expect it

2) Grossly inappropriate sexualizing
As the speaker droned on, her mind drifted during the urban agriculture meeting and she found herself skeeze balling the country boy across the room.

He tried his best to keep his mind focused on the task at hand, but it was impossible to keep from skeeze balling her while she worked in the garden - he imagined her legs wrapped around his, her body pulled tight against his, their sweat mixing in the dirt between the rows of vegetables - until she sprayed him with the hose.
skeeze balling by DirtBrain July 17, 2017

Stress balling 

The grabbing of the male gentals and squeezing them
Mike: hey Jerry how are you and charn?

Jerry: pretty great thanks, we had a night of stress balling

Hell balling

When you cover your dick in chilli (the hotter the better) and have your partner eat it off, so that they may spit it back into your mouth.
She took me out the back of a Thai restaurant and hell balled me. We're really spicing up our relationship.

Gatsby was known for hell balling.
Hell balling by BigAdz84 June 17, 2018