Besties with Breasties

The term used when a male has a female best friend or friends.

T: Hey man, is that your girlfriend?

M: No dude, she is one of my Besties with Breasties.

by Kookookachooahahachoo#2 May 28, 2011

breast feed

what every teenager wants to do with his mom again

boy:please mom just this time
mom:no my breast's are hurting now

by black March 9, 2005

Three breasted Eaglemonster

a very old, stinky crone with three breasts and extremely long underarm hair. Often seen in Tank tops. It makes noises like a rooster being castrated.

After seeing the three breasted Eagle monster, I seared my retinas with a fat joint to purge her from my eye's and memory.

by cletus&cooter August 1, 2003

Breasticle

When boobs get so old and wrinkly they look like a ball sack

Dude that granny had breasticles

by willl181 May 8, 2008

Breastesses

It is how sexually repressed people pronounce breasts. If anybody remembers the skit on mad tv, or was it saturday nigh tlive with the black guy in it portraying a ex con or something, everytime the character had to say breasts, he began stuttering and pronouncing it breast-ess-es.

she bend over and her breastesses popped out.

by stuttering bob January 14, 2008

breast birching

Tying up your girlfriend to a tree with her hands behind her (so her breasts are facing away from the tree) and then whacking her breasts with thin twiggy birch branches. Very kinky.

My girlfriend and I went for a walk in the forest today and I gave her a good breast birching!

by Teratogen August 23, 2011

breast implant intellectual

Pseudo-intellectual to the highest degree. Far beyond exhibiting fake intelligence, a breast implant intellectual uses high-level vocabulary incorrectly to sound smarter. They often post on social networking sites like tumblr. and Facebook about the literature (especially coming-of-age novels) that they are currently reading to appear more intelligent. In reality, breast implant intellectuals are the dumbest motherfucking posers on the planet.

Breast implant intellectual: so, as I somnambulated through the pages of The Perks of Becoming a Wallflower, I realized that the acquiescence of the defenestratory characterization really brought out the internal struggles of the characters.
People who are actually smart: wtf srsly

by lolizzy August 2, 2012