Wooden Boat

A woman who looks attractive from a distance, but up close needs a lot of work done in order to actually be attractive

Man, she was like a wooden boat...looked good from a distance, but up close you can tell she was in need of more than just paint and varnish

by Furry Trout December 23, 2008

suck the man out of the boat

to suck the clit from the lips of a cunt.

She loves it when i suck the man out of the boat.

by green shit July 6, 2006

latina boat show

a very attractive or striking woman, of such caliber as to model at a boat show

Kevin: Are we going to the club Friday night?

Mike: Yes, I hope there will some fine latina boat shows there.

by Mike December 22, 2004

Trash Boat

The 37th gender approved by the LGBT.

I'm mad, there is no bathroom for Trash Boats.

by Trash Boat37 February 10, 2017

Dream Boat

A rather sexy individual.

Neil Robert McEachern.

Lacey: "That Nizzle, what a Dream Boat."
Catie: "Golly gosh, he really is!"
Lacey: "I could go for a soda pop!"
Catie: "That would be keen!"

by Catherine Anne, Lacey Anne March 4, 2008

whatever floats your boat

Your view is different then mine so I am going to tease you in a sarcastic way

Tom: I love going for long walks on Sundays, they make me feel so close to nature!

Tim: Riight... well whatever floats your boat man.

by sweetheart21 February 13, 2007

skin boat

A big, throbbing cock.

I'm gonna take my skin boat to her tuna town.

by zack February 23, 2003