bastardet

a girl born without knowing father or non married parents

jenny mom is a bastardet because shes never met her father

by nicholas u January 21, 2008

bastardous

the act of being a bastard.

ex) BJ didn't call me back on that bag. He is being bastardous.

by ~The Bastard~ January 5, 2009

Basteraud

To Basteraud is to use a lie to cover yourself when you have been caught out in a lie . In honour of the French rugby player who claimed to have been assaulted in Wellington,NZ going back to his hotel . When police noted that he had in fact entered the hotel uninjured, he 'fessed up that he had slipped in his hotel room .

Turned out his team mates had beaten him in the hotel for being out of control . Hence the expression "to Basteraud" , or to use a lie when caught out lying.

That's another basteraud you scumbag weasel .

by RedRiver July 4, 2009

Bastard Car

Car with no brand name on the back, leaving all people driving behind it puzzled.

Guy 1: What brand's that car? I can't figure it out.
Guy 2: I dunno man, its a bastard car.

by TheDanny385 March 5, 2011

Bastoon

(v.) The act of being cast off to an island anywhere significantly far from home for being a bastard of gargantuan proportions.

Bob: Dude I'm bored, wheres that bastard of gargantuan proportions?

Joe: I don't know, we should totally Bastoon his ass.

by J n' U June 8, 2011

bastarded

Being an annoyong psychopath with an IQ of less than 80.

My bastarded friend, Steve, was still in a special class in high school, even though he could dismember a live body in under 20 seconds.

by onlyi2i January 20, 2012

bastardmobile

Your cheating ex-husband/ex-boyfriend's car.

He parked his bastardmobile half on the lawn when he dropped off the kids.

by greenskate October 29, 2012