awkward

when your friend posts the same comment on facebook as you with out eachother knowing....

Person : "you guys rock!"
Friend A : "YOU ROCK!"
Friend B: "YOU ROCK!"
Friend A: "awkward...."

by Kennedy Hollingsworth November 5, 2011

Awkward Joanna

When an annoying girl called Joanna starts being completely awkward...

Mario: Hey Joanna! What time is it?
Joanna: *Starts singing Summer Time*
Mario: Awkward Joanna!!!

by AwkJoa March 16, 2012

Awkward Pineapple

Displays an inability to interact because the person or being does not know how to interact. They wish to

interact with others but do not know what to do or how to behave.

Standing there like an inanimate awkward Pineapple.

Guy 1 - "Hey, those two girls look like they want to talk to us"

Guy 2 - "Yeah! But they're being such Awkward Pineapples"

by Dodwena September 18, 2013

Awkward bonement

An awkward boner moment boh-ner noun

Main example* Spooning....

Second example* "Hey man yesterday I was giving my girlfriend a piggyback ride and I got a awkward bonement the breeze it just went up my shorts I couldn't help it but it happened and she could tell somehow she could..."

by Dalyena December 20, 2014

Awkward Roger

A person with lack of facial expression, but excessive eye movement with lips slightly parted creating a stunned and confused look. This occurs only when asked a question...

T: Hey Roger what are you doing?
R: ...(lack of facial expression) for few seconds

R: ...(excessive eye movement) for few seconds
R: ....(confused look)
T: Yo your fucking awkard man!!!
F: HAHAHAHAAH!! AWKWARD ROGER!!
W: HAHAHAAHAH! YEAAAA

B: It's not my accent!!!
V: I gotta go to sleep now guys (9pm)

by Tz, MFS, WS April 16, 2011

awkward

A person that is or was homeschooled.

persong 1: "why can't jerry get a girlfriend?"
person 2: "he is an awkward"
person 1: "ohh, that makes sense."

by littleleahh March 18, 2010

awkward branch

A friend who is super skinny and subject to constant shame and embarrassment because of it. It is okay to bash on this person excessively due to his or her lack of body fat and social skills. Also, may have been home-schooled.

nate: "can you imagine Peter having sex?"
kellee: "no, because he is an awkward branch with a skinny penis"

by Kellee April 3, 2007