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Awakaphobia

The fear of waking up or being woken up. Also spelt "Awacaphobia".

(Derived from the Old English "awacan".)

Not to be confused with Awakophobia.
Person 1: "I have Awakaphobia! What can I do about it?!"
Person 2: "Either never sleep again, or sleep forever."
by The Lambinator January 6, 2009
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Anawalt

Joe: I live in Anawalt.
Tim: Why?
Joe: I like poop.
by Loserrrrr April 3, 2009
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awkward pun

a add on joke that causes everyone to be silent
when someone makes a joke and someone tries to make a joke but causes everyone to stop laughing causing the awkward pun
by qazwsxesa October 22, 2009
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Awamatatic

function: adjective
date: always :)

: better than good, but not yet amazing.

CAUTION: DON'T OVERUSE!!!!!
Today was awamatatic because i cheered up a friend! :D
by B. :) November 6, 2009
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awkward reach around

when attempting to give someone a reach around you miss their crotch causing you to peek under them to help reposition your hand thus causing you to lose balance and fall over causing you to spooge on yourself.
awkward reach around
GF-yeah i was with jake last night and when he was giving me anal he pulled an awkward reach around and jizzed all over his own face.

Freind-laughs*

GF- STFU
by IHateYouAllll July 10, 2010
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avawanche

Not a toddler saying avalanche; the ava(wa)nche is the phenomenon by which the action of one girl crying triggers all those in close proximity to blubber as well for little to no reason.

Alternate spelling: avawahnche
Aww dude, it's an avawanche; what should we do?
What can we do? Start hugging!!
by comforter January 8, 2011
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Awkwardcasm

Very awkward sarcasm. This awkward sarcasm usually appears when it is very unnecessary. It is supposed to sound positive but everyone else knows you are being very awkward, sarcastic. People often mistake awkwardcasm for weirdness when in reality it is uniqueness. People who understand awkwardcasm can turn any bad, ugly, awkward, sarcastic situation into an even funnier, awkwarder situation that is still kind of funny in an inside-joke type of way.

People who are AWKWARDCASTIC are not afraid to admit that they are awkward and usually point out awkward situations immediately after they happen. They do this in such an awkward way that it creates another awkward situation in which the awkwardcastic person re-points out. Then an awkwardcastic ripple effect begins. The awkwardcastic ripple effect usually happens when a group of friends are stoned.
Meredith freaks out on her whole sorority for no reason.

Jessica sends out a mass text to the whole sorority saying, "Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy."

Meredith is mad, half of the sorority is like WTF, while everyone else says, "Lol Jess would"

This is an example of awkwardcasm
by Mrs. Awkwardcastic March 24, 2011
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