did i asked

when a people says something then someone replys with "did i asked" or "did i ask"...

Human 1: i have a dog in my house
Human 2: did i asked
Human 1: no but i dont really care mother fucker

by Makayu February 7, 2022

that kid who asked for your number

that random annoying kid who will ask their friend to get their crushes number and immediately get rejected

ew it’s that kid who asked for your number, run

by anonymous February 11, 2022

Ask for nudes day

Feb 13 national ask for nudes day where u can ask for nudes and no one can say no

Me:Can u send?
Gf:what no why
Me:it’s national ask for nudes day
Gf:oh oki<3

by Pussy fucker 68+1 February 12, 2022

Ask

A tool typically used for chopping wood

Again she swung the ask, and this time it went half way through the log.

by Bettie Machete April 20, 2022

Asked Alex

When you asked something and never got an answer, it's like googling into a void.

Dude 1: Hey did you find out what a tittynope is? I know you were perplexed.

Dude 2: Nah, I tried Asked Alex but you know how that goes.

by CatWoManDoo January 23, 2021

ask jen

When your wife tells you how to relate to women.

Prime Minister of Australia: dunno, I'll ask jen

by producersime February 17, 2021

Did I ask?

If you're here you can't say this.

Guy: You want air?

9yo: Did I ask?

by JadeLaser February 18, 2021