A princess anne is when the party of the first part loads their ass, which preferably has been cleaned, with whipped cream (a pressurized can is easiest, and the ones with the smooth, tapered applicator tips are most comfortable), and corks it with a cherry, with the stem poking out of their ass. The party of the first part then squats over the face of the party of the second part, who tugs at the cherry stem with his or her teeth. If everyone plays their part ... the party of the second part is careful not to pull too hard, which would break off the stem, and the party of the first part relaxes appropriatedly ... then a royal visitation will ensue.
"I'm not into poo-play, but that woman's ass is so worked, I could just about give up regular food and live on princess annes from her for the rest of my life."
by aureolaborealis July 14, 2006
Get the princess annemug. alliteration put to death; a disastrous author with no sense of true writing; crap on a stick smeared upon paper and sold without regard for who cares to read it (no one).
Anne Rice is a devilishly decadent disaster with deceitful drek dribbled from dismembered digits dropping death upon paper
by repus_x January 13, 2009
Get the Anne RICEmug. a fat bitch who happins to be the dean at CHS in litchfield NH the whole school hates her and the only reason her staff goes in her office is to grab a damn mint she also goes by Angry Penguin or the little troll under the bridge.
by M&M April 24, 2005
Get the Big Annmug. From Middle English: Annye (being warm and smooth) Coullentre (having vile or rank-smelling appendages).
A mythical hosebeast from ancient Saxon folklore, the "Ann Coulter" was said to be the offspring of Satan and a Viking queen named Hildastank II. She would appear unsolicited in the homes of poor families around the English countryside, raiding the fridge and offering no "thank-you" in return. The Ann Coulter was believed to carry a fannypack containing any number of Coldplay albums, Miley Cyrus DVDs, and other dirty bombs. She was known as "The Ruiner," for her proclivity to lay waste to entire civilizations, whilst leaving an "upper-decker" in the second story lav.
A mythical hosebeast from ancient Saxon folklore, the "Ann Coulter" was said to be the offspring of Satan and a Viking queen named Hildastank II. She would appear unsolicited in the homes of poor families around the English countryside, raiding the fridge and offering no "thank-you" in return. The Ann Coulter was believed to carry a fannypack containing any number of Coldplay albums, Miley Cyrus DVDs, and other dirty bombs. She was known as "The Ruiner," for her proclivity to lay waste to entire civilizations, whilst leaving an "upper-decker" in the second story lav.
QUESTION: Dude, what the fuck? You're mom is lying dead on the kitchen floor, there's a pregnant cow in the living room, and you have a bottle of Barton's vodka shoved up your asshole base first. What the fuck happened here?
ANSWER: Ann Coulter brah, Ann Coulter.
ANSWER: Ann Coulter brah, Ann Coulter.
by Rudyard McDallis November 28, 2010
Get the Ann Coultermug. by Acarrieann May 23, 2019
Get the Carrie Annmug. Similar to John Cena's Five Knuckle Shuffle, the Ann Arbor is the process of a girl fitting all five knuckles of her hand into a man's asshole
by Bweiner September 4, 2016
Get the Ann Arbormug. (verb.)
1. A moment of sudden panic, when, under pressure, one is required to think quick and hide all items deemed to be prohibited under the circumstances. Examples include, but are not limited to, drugs, paraphernalia, pornography, alcohol, stolen goods, etc.
2. May also refer to hiding one’s own self.
1. A moment of sudden panic, when, under pressure, one is required to think quick and hide all items deemed to be prohibited under the circumstances. Examples include, but are not limited to, drugs, paraphernalia, pornography, alcohol, stolen goods, etc.
2. May also refer to hiding one’s own self.
“Fuck! The cops are at the door. Time to Anne Frank this bitch.”
“Shit. This pig just pulled us over. Better Anne Frank that dimebag and make it disappear.”
“Shit. This pig just pulled us over. Better Anne Frank that dimebag and make it disappear.”
by thugMC September 2, 2009
Get the Anne Frankmug.