Alex

An absolute tosser who nobody like because he is so far up his own arse. He doesn't have a job and probably never will. He is so ugly he makes Steve Buscemi look like a prince. His cock is so small, you need five magnifying glasses to see it. Finally, he is a little daddy's boy who doesn't have the guts to make his own mind up about anything.
Alex is such a tosser
by Dozza13 April 29, 2014
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Annoying little jerk and doesn't have any friends.
by lela March 11, 2016
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Inviting people to a party without the permission of the person holding the party.
Kid 1: Yo I just invited Amber to your party.

Kid 2: But you didn't even ask me?!?!

Kid 1: Oh my bad, I just pulled an Alex.
by Lucas the man March 18, 2008
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Alex is kinda cool, I guess. He is pretty athletic and kinda cool I guess. He is also kinda athletic, I guess, and pretty cool.
Hey, Alex. You are kinda cool, I guess. You are also pretty athletic.
by abcdefglmnop February 25, 2016
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a retard that you should never hangout with he is so dumb
"Alex is so stupid"
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A manatee of a person, basically worthless and bloated. Floats around without meaning until the day when he/she will die.
Also can refer to a hunched, bearlike sissy who cant take a joke or punch. Likes to brag that he is better than everyone when he/she is really less than an asshair. You may also question their sexual preference and/or gender.
Damn, that guy is a total alex.

Did you see that alex?
Nah, man, I missed it.
Ok, thats probably for the best.

I'm pretty sure that alex over there is stalking me...
by Rich Richard Richardson April 07, 2009
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The weirdest, one of the nastiest, most idiotic, one-of-a-kind retards who makes you laugh constantly and will always give you a free hug (whoever pays for a hug, anyways?!). He's kind, and gentle, awesome hair, possibly a dino :D -insider-

Would even heart jump because he's so ridiculous.. and AWESOME and sexy!!!

He could never be replaced by someone else, he's the one and only idiot like him you'll ever find.

Love you, dude :)
I love you Alex, you big moron! <3
by max5596 January 12, 2012
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