Apple Field

The field of magic that surrounds the Apple store which allows your computer-to-be-repaired to function perfectly when being shown to the Apple Employee, then refusing to do so back at home.

Dude, I went to the Apple store the other day, but the fucking apple field kept me from getting my laptop repaired!

by GrappleCare June 21, 2009

Appulia

A person who is only able to eat apples.

When she tried to eat peanut butter, she got another stomachache, so she resorted back to her appulia diet.

by sunshinee9889 September 14, 2010

apple jodka

apple juice + vodka = apple jodka

aka "apple juice with a kick"

person 1: why does this taste so good?
person 2: dude, it's apple jodka!

by delishxo March 6, 2011

Appalachian Tailgate Buster

The act of driving a pickup truck to a remote location, putting the tailgate down and fucking a person senseless on it to the point the tailgate breaks off. Bonus points if you can keep fucking as the tailgate falls to the ground. Commonly done in the poorest regions of Appalachia thanks to the abundance of secluded land and the fact it is far less expensive than a hotel.

Jim Bob done gave me an Appalachian Tailgate Buster last night!

by Charli XXX December 16, 2014

appidentally

Trying to select an app on a smartphone or tablet, but by touching the wrong icon, another app is selected. Instead of closing the incorrect app, the user finds the app pleasing and stays with it, forgetting the intended app.

"Dude, I thought you were going to text me!"

"I was going to, but I appidentally got Candy Crushed!"

by mindmeld March 13, 2015

apple smashing

The act of 2 men in scissor position while naked. Each man grabs his own scrotum thus creating bulging testicles. Then they proceed to self masturbate while banging their testicles together.

"What a crazy party last night, I saw two guys Apple smashing"

by rlafountain12 November 6, 2015

appke

a guy trying to spell apple went wrong

typing + misplaced finger = appke

by appke man May 14, 2018