I am the captain

Someone who thinks they're the leader but really they're way below that.

"Look at me, I am the captain now."
"Shut up andre."

by Stancehasantsinhispants March 30, 2017

i am not no jerk

When you are not a jerk but you never succeeded in English class

Hey, i am not no jerk!

by H4rry11k September 14, 2017

i am confussion

When the wierd russian lady thinks you have a big dong then finds out that its small

You said it was but, i am confussion

by heydaddyiwannadie February 5, 2018

I AM ATOMIC!

Let's go! "Eminence in Shadow" is another one. He's got the slime! He's got the asmr-girl harem! And he's a bit of a sociopath... But that's ok!

Hym "I AM ATOMIC!"

Iam "Can you stop? You've been running around screaming that for-"

Hym "I AM ATOMIC!" 🤜😖

Iam "Ow..."

Hym "I AM ATOMIC!!!"

by Hym Iam October 28, 2023

am i bread

basically what am i doing here 💀 when you see a cute couple , and you think why dont i have that

*cute couple on tiktok* am i bread ?

by hekshdks November 5, 2023

I am not suicidal

A phrase commonly said before a person exposes or speaks about possibly damaging information, usually related to the government or one of its agencies.

John: "I am not suicidal; I have 100% legitimate proof the CIA assassinated Jeffery Epstein"

The CIA: "Damn, how are we going to take him out now!"

by JohnFortniteKennedy December 27, 2022

I AM THE CHOSEN!

said by the shogun himself , Being the chosen is being a fearless warrior who never backs down from any terrifying thing that seems to scare people including things like horror games , horror shows/movies and other things that entice fear into others.

horror game:Jumpscares Cory*

Cory: WHAT THE FREAK!?

Cory the next video: you may think you have won game but you forgot one thing I AM THE CHOSEN!

by The Main man Jay July 5, 2022