Alford

Respect, Joy and Royal

Alford Royal decedents

by Wholethang19 April 29, 2024

Almond Joy

When you use coconut oil as lube for anal then go ass to mouth

I got drunk last night and gave Dalton the old Almond Joy.

by Bee721 April 30, 2024

almona

Almona. The most kindest person in the world and has a beautiful soul and smile. She likes to help and care. And is always there for you. She is so pretty more pretty than the word pretty 🤩 everyone loves her and she is a great person

(almona is a name btw) but I met almona before and she WOAH is good

by Amushroomisinamushymudmoution May 31, 2024

Almosting

Spending time procrastinating and not doing much

Hey, what's up?

Not much, just almosting

by Word Spit June 24, 2024

Almond Happiness (Бадемово Щастие)

Translated from Bulgarian (Бадемово Щастие), Almond Happiness comes from a R34 post of Almond Cookie, a character from Cookie Run: Kingdom. In the image Almond Cookie showed naked with his arms crossed, while his body and dick (happiness) is hyper (the character's anatomy is unrealistically large). It can also be used to name a person who's dick is hard as Almond Cookie.

Valyo: You remind me of Almond Cookie with your hard dick...
Bartolov: Really? My Almond Happiness (Бадемово Щастие) is ready to penetrate you..

by dihanov October 29, 2024

Almost always

Too close to always.

Up through the last day of 9-years-old I almost always wore my Boys Fruit Of The Loom Thick Double Blue Line Waistband Boxer Briefs Underwear.

by FrroRdn November 26, 2024

Alfonsoblankshot

When you're you expect a Pp gun to shoot a pellet but nothing comes out

Rodrigo: Why is it Alfonsoblankshot and not working.

Milo: It ain't working like the bumfartwillycum

by Nuksoocow November 27, 2024