Alabama Crab Dangler

N. The name of the jiggle and swing motion used to release unwanted shit that is dangling out of your butt when your shit is hanging from your butt and you want it to fall into the toilet or desired area. Commonly used when no toilet paper is avaliable.

Last night i took a huge shit and it wouldnt let go ... I did the Alabama Crab Dangler and it fell right out.

by chad2 July 29, 2006

Alabama Hotpocket

The act of putting icy-hot, bengay, etc, on one's condom before intercourse. This is usually used as a revenge move or as a practical joke. An excellent way to end one's relationship.

Bitch doesn't think i know she cheated on me; think ill give her an Alabama Hotpocket and then dump her ass.

by rod-man April 12, 2007

alabama hotpocket

a guy shits in a girls vagina, then fucks her.

dude, i gave my girl a surprise alabama hotpocket last night.

by morgannnnn:) January 4, 2009

alabama hurricane

A fart let out with such force and with a smell like it just had to have passed through the turd, hits you in the face with blunt force trauma.

TWO GOOD OL' BOYS FISHING;
You know Cletus,I remember my granpa talking about the good ol' south,I wish I was raised back when......MY GOD!! DID YOU

SHIT YOUR SELF?!!
How'd you like that alabama hurricane Clem?
Singed the hair in your nose,didn't it?

by driver_im8 August 8, 2009

Alabama Hot Pocket

The act in which a male or female splits their partners vagina lips and proceeds to take a shat inside.

In a few cases people continue to then have sex with the newly shatted vagina lips

Gavin split Ryan's vagina lips and alabama hot pocketed it. and they both enjoyed it.

by Donburey November 4, 2008

Alabama Crawdad

While squatting on your woman's face, her licking your balls, masturbate and cum on her chest. while she's licking, she can enjoy the fresh smell of your ass. Also, to make it a full Alabama Crawdaddy, fart and shit as much as possible.

My woman loves the smell of my ass, so i gave her the Alabama Crawdad. The only problem is I made it the full Crawdaddy.

by Walthart May 12, 2007

Alabama Mud Bath

One takes a shit in the bath tub full of water. After floating with the feces for the desired amount of time stomp any remaining fecal matter down the drain.

Toilets are for suckers, all the cool kids are having Alabama mud baths.

by aquaducer May 17, 2011