Alabama goodbye

Departing due to serious drug addiction; the southern drug aficionado version of the Irish Goodbye

Ole Justin gave us the Alabama Goodbye after 36 months of prescription drug abuse

by SnakeyDawgz January 11, 2022

alabama jamma

When a man and woman have sex in the back of a pickup truck.

Man 1: How did your date go last night?
Man2: It was goood. I gave her some of that Alabama Jamma and now she won’t stop calling my phone.

by suck_my_strap December 17, 2021

Alabama No-Knock

When your wife or significant other is not a willing to participate in sexual intercourse, so you insert 1 to 5 fingers into her anus or vagina (or a combination of the two), in an attempt to persuade said person to be sexually aroused. Usually followed with a law enforcement intervention.

My old lady wouldn't put out. So I have her the ol' Alabama No-Knock right in the pooter. Can you post my bond?

by Wren & Simpy February 28, 2021

Alabama Sock

Take a sock and jizz in it. Once you’re done take a wizz in it. You may then proceed to put it in the freezer. Leave for roughly 24 hours. Now take it out and shove it up your ass. You now have an Alabama sock

Bro Kyle just slapped Tyler across the face with his Alabama sock

by Tractorboi April 6, 2021

Alabama Pistachio

When two people create a ball off semen, discharge, shit, mucus, saliva and other bodily fluids. Go back to back, and create a pistachio out of their bodies and said ball.

"Last night Davey and Sabrina did the Alabama Pistachio!"

"No Way! I never thought that chink would get a drop of cooch"

by rapebaby May 1, 2021

Alabama Hotsauce

When your cousin cums in your butthole and he then proceeds to put hotsauce in his mouth, right before you fart in his mouth creating the ever so delicious mixture of cumsauce in his mouth

Lola: hey Jenny, so how was your night with cletus?
Jenny: well cletus sure is kinky he wanted me to do the Alabama Hotsauce on him.
Lola: OML that sounds Hot!!! I'm so wet.

by Cacaman 3000 May 17, 2021

Alabama Slamma

While role playing family or real family in the bedroom, the man nuts into a jimmy hat, subsequently clears the chamber and inflates already used the condom with piss while still capped off, then removes the nut/piss filled sack and yells "Rawl Tawed!" while busting the water balloon like projectile on her forehead as they both celebrate.

Rusty accidentally gave Jolene the pink eye by giving her an Alabama Slamma while they were both celebrating last night's SEC Championship win.

by TimTimTimmay May 22, 2021