shifting

shifting; a practice in which you move your subconscious onto another parallel reality. It is as if your soul — but you're technically still there — carries itself into another person in your 'desired reality'. the practice had been around long, even connected to religion.

there is no proof of this being real — however, many have claimed to do this practice. there are CIA documents regarding shifting, even.

and for you anti-shifters who cannot tell the difference between 'lucid dreaming' and 'shifting', lucid dreaming is just being aware you are in a dream and being able to control that dream. and for shifting, it is changing your entire mindset to move your subconscious into another reality, and it is way more realistic and vivid.

shifter: i'm gonna shift to .. !
anti-shifter: you can't shift, that's just lucid dreaming you idiot.
shifter: shove a stick up your ass, clearly you cannot tell the difference between lucid dreaming and shifting. get your facts.

by barkingcats July 17, 2023

skin shift

An extension of the asshole that has an inverse relationship with the penis like a slinky, where the anus is protruding and the penis is flacid, or the penis is erect and anus is retracted. In relaxed state the anus appears prolapsed.

To avoid embarrassment, Q skin shift his rectum away from the public eye.

by Your fly is open November 21, 2017

bitch shifted

Sleeping with a fat chick and then your mates come and do her afterwards.

One by one, each time you 'shift the bitch'.

I bitch shifted a few fat girls last night with a couple of mates.

by maddonkey May 20, 2009

The B shift

There are three shifts to work on the fire department a ABC shift, both the A shift and the C shift agree that B shift is the worst shift.

The phrase “ Fucking B shift” commonly used by A and C shifters. Did the B shift check out the truck this morning. Probably not fucking ab shift

by Lil-p May 24, 2023

Taken a shift

An American Term for when something isn’t working and has a mind of its own.

My phones taken a shift, I’ll call you back later

by USAmoose December 5, 2024

shifting

Having "sex" in Minecraft. Comes from the action of pressing "shift" (keyboard for sneaking in Minecraft) repeatedly which makes your character squat/bend

"come on creative, they are shifting again"

by t00c00lforscho00l September 30, 2023

Tinder shift

The shift in quality between a girl's tinder profile pics, and what she looks like in real life.

I was very keen on Sarah until the tinder shift took effect and what showed up at the bar to meet me was unrecognisable.

by THE FRIDIOT August 25, 2014