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Yard Sale

a derogatory term for a middle school/freshman girl.

Most effective when yelled at said girl(s) from a distance.
Guy : "Show me your titties!"
Girl : *keeps walking*
Guy : "Yard Sale!!!"
Girl : "What???"
Guy : "lol"
by shotdownNflames August 15, 2007
mugGet the Yard Salemug.

yard guard

An article of clothing i.e. sweatshirt, sweater etc. to cover a woman's rear end (back yard)
Every day Amy wears a different yard guard to keep all the guys from staring at her ass
by Tee K May 14, 2014
mugGet the yard guardmug.

Kite yards suck

Take the first letter in each word to get the abbreviation "kys"
"You suck!"
"Kite yards suck"
*teacher does not look at you in shock as she does not understand this sigma level vocabulary.
mugGet the Kite yards suckmug.

Yard sale

Stuff thrown around everywhere, no one knows what’s going on.
How was that’s workout?

Dude it was a strait up yard sale!
by HaggardHero22 October 25, 2017
mugGet the Yard salemug.

yard rage

Yard rage

A feeling and in some cases accompanying behavior that arises in some individuals resulting from attempting to complete mundane but required domestic outdoor tasks that are unexpectedly made more challenging by other humans or non-human animals.
When I was mowing the stupid lawn today I suddenly smelled something weird, turns out the mower ran over and sucked up a pile of my downstairs neighbor’s dog’s shit and as I walked along, mowing the rest of the lawn, the vacuum action from the lawn mower was blowing hot, shitty air straight at my face. Omg, I had some hardcore yard rage.
by atleastfourcats August 11, 2019
mugGet the yard ragemug.

50 yard line

The 50 yard line defines the haircut of an aging man of color going bald, to hide the male pattern baldness one shaves the hair off the front half of the head, as the halfway point of a football field is the "50 yard line" see Sherman Hemsley.
That guy got the 50 yard line!
by kyirol February 8, 2014
mugGet the 50 yard linemug.

Yard sale

v. The process of turning $10,000 into $500. It usually takes years to complete.
"I made $300 selling stuff than I paid over $4000 for over the years. That was a good yard sale."
by ichyban October 8, 2014
mugGet the Yard salemug.

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