five finger death stroke

To stroke a penis so well the man passes out when he cums

"I gave him the five finger death stroke so well that he was out for days"

by UrbanGram January 14, 2017

han solo stroking a wookie

The bloodhoung gangs version of masturbating.

i'm like han solo stroking a wookie.

by Russell Longgrear March 31, 2008

break em stroke em

The method of wheeling a 10 to bed with you. Gradually confuse the woman by giving her a strong compliment followed by a small diss. Eg. "You're eyes are gorgeous, but you might want to think about painting those nails." After several uses. This smokeshow is going to keep coming back for more reassurance that she's hot ... But doesn't think your a bitch for saying she's so pretty all night. Then ya pounce on the best lay of your life :D

Break Em Stroke Em:

"Kiddie, just gotta fuckin break em and stroke em, the babies love it. Keeps em guessing... Yullll yulll"

by Baratheon the Andal July 23, 2015

My stroke had a brain

A nonsensical term used when something sounds so nonsensical, even the term has a stroke reading it.

"Bro I just got killed in a carpet and my elephant jumped a fish!"
"My stroke had a brain."

by haterzenx April 18, 2022

stroking the one eyed snake

masterbating ones penis

i saw some awesome porn so i stroked the one eyed snake

by Justin Hell May 19, 2004

different strokes for differen folks

An idiom in English language meaning that everybody have their own preferences or opinions.

- I like coffee.
- How can you drink it? It's terrible!
- Well, different strokes for differen folks, man.

by Sai Ren February 21, 2016

Poke 'n' Stroke

When a female touches and rubs the male penis to give the male pleasure.

Oh he loved when i poked and stroked him!

by aShLeY April 10, 2003