Crunchy peanut butter mohawk

When you go to pee in an upward motion and squeeze to hard, resulting in a poopy accident. Due to natural instinct butt cheeks are clinched immediately causing a Mohawk like shape to the feces. With the rough texture and light Carmel color of the Mohawk, it gives a crunchy peanut butter look. The first and only crunchy peanut mohawk incident was during fall of 2022 by a gentlemen named Grant Parker.
Oh my golly! I think I just released a crunchy peanut butter mohawk
by aidangreen January 04, 2023
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Peanut butter technique

A fishing technique where you put peanut butter on your toe and you put it where the fishes are most likely populated.
by Healthy alex July 13, 2022
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Peanut butter cup cock

when you slap your dick onto a melted reeces peanut butter cup to cover your dick in peanut butter and chocolate
My girl only likes oral sex with a Peanut butter cup cock
by Guacomole Wigga Penis November 11, 2019
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Peanut fudge butter fuck

Woah man I’m a dog ass nigga PUBG and I’m bout to peanut fudge butter fuck with a fatty fat fat fap fap.
by EddieBrock5 October 23, 2023
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Peanut Butter Banana

When you put your penis in a butthole and pull it out, then you have a peanut butter banana
I asked my husband if I could put his peanut butter banana in my mouth after he got done hitting me from the back
by Fat Boy Marco March 02, 2022
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Peanut Butter Blaster

When you are having anal sex and the woman has diarrhea.
I had to take a shower after giving her the peanut butter blaster.
by Sithlordo66 May 20, 2023
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chunky peanut butter

chunky peanut butter refers to the act of sexual relations between two homies. this is often displayed through jacking each other off and consistently giving each other erections.

however, chunky peanut butter has some limits. when you commit chunky peanut butter for over 69 minutes in one sitting, it is no longer considered chunky peanut butter and you may experience any of the following symptoms.

-erectile dysfunction

-foot fungus
-large amounts of gas to the point of flying
friend 1 - wanna commit chunky peanut butter?

friend 2 - bet. where’s the condoms
by nicholas.ismy.dad April 29, 2023
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