David is that guy that always complains, like the whole world is against him. He never wears the pants in his relationships. He is one of the skinniest people that you will see and if you happen to see him in the gym he will only be using the lightest weights. He has tiny legs that look like they will break if he kicks a ball and sadly it does not look like he was blessed with any looks or sporting ability. Especially in sports like cricket and hockey.
by genepuss June 19, 2018
Get the Davidmug. A wonderful husband, an awesome dad, a great uncle, a happy grandfather, and a story teller. He loves to make people laugh, though is not always subtle about it. He is racist and he knows it. If you are around him, you just have to either deal, turn the other way, or roll with it. He has Blue eyes, dark brown hair, glasses and is 6'2". He has a lot of friends, but loses temper easily when it comes to certain things. Mess with the people close to him? Watch out. Very protective and loving! And, overall, just an awesome person. Everyone who meets David loves him! He is so fun to be around and I am always finding myself thinking about him. He is sweet, thoughtful, generous and respectful to all people and he has a beautiful singing voice too. He knows how to cheer a girl up when they are having a bad day, can make you laugh at everything, is serious but also can be wild and crazy, always wants what is best for the people he cares about most, gets along with almost everyone, is not afraid to be himself. He is the sweetest man you will ever meet, you'll love him to pieces as soon as you meet him. He is very skilled in everything he does.
Adult. Hi
Kid. My dad told me not to talk to strangers.
Adult. Oh really? What's his name?
Kid. David. and he'll KICK YOUR BUTT IF U LAY A FINGER ON ME!!! so don't touch me.
Kid. My dad told me not to talk to strangers.
Adult. Oh really? What's his name?
Kid. David. and he'll KICK YOUR BUTT IF U LAY A FINGER ON ME!!! so don't touch me.
by purplemonkey200321 March 1, 2018
Get the Davidmug. a middle school band director/instructor who is very dorky and weird. everytime you show david something, he'll give a little head shake and chuckle a bit after. he is very um- talented. new students will probably have crushes on him and look at his butt.
by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) your favorite deg April 19, 2018
Get the davidmug. A bitch who doesn't care what people think about him. He likes to have sex with most girls and beats the shit out of the girls' boyfriends. He is also a great pussy eater and booty grabber.
by YomamaONDIS DICK69 August 31, 2016
Get the Davidmug. david is usually an ugly person. that's selling his body for money.
david is a little cunt. who cannot be trusted.
david is a little cunt. who cannot be trusted.
by krippster December 13, 2016
Get the DAVIDmug. by ChillForLife June 7, 2011
Get the Davidmug. by (<<<___>>>) May 2, 2018
Get the Davidmug.