Steven Seagull

When someone cums right on the top of you head, much like the feeling of a seagull crapping on your skull from a height.

No Steven Seagull tonight please baby, I don't want to wash my hair again.

by Lucky Poop January 10, 2020

flek stevens

Very calm and collected. He is like a rock (literally). Flek is the luckiest of all and is the one to be around when you need a nice cold hug. He will live in the room of Sully forever. All hail Sully.

It's just a rock guys. I mean,come on. Who came up with Flek Stevens anyway?

by BaNana31415 February 26, 2018

Steven universe

Gay singing stones, Steven universe is about a boy that is his mom and he melted together with his father one time so at that time he was his father, his mother and himself at the same time

Mom: *dissapeared *
Father: *fat as nice guy*
Steven universe: *turns into his mother*

by Fatburgermama December 6, 2019

Steven huezo

Man with astronomically sized cock

The galactic federation of giant cocks is after steven huezo

by Huezo November 24, 2021

White Stevens

When you ejaculate on a babys head while it is crowning.

"I totally gave that dumb bitch a white stevens over at the maternity ward" - dr

Huxtable

by Cliff huxtable69 March 30, 2017

Tweaking Steven

Tweaking Steven: often used when someone is high on crytstal meth, meaning “delusional “ or “disconnected from reality “ often they are also extremely paranoid and create imaginary relationships with people who aren’t real. Probably borderline schizophrenic and often have a low IQ…

“Damn, he’s tweaking Steven tonight! He is up in the tree yelling at a crow that he knows the crow was planted there to gather intel”

“Don’t go in public man, you’re tweaking Steven”
So sad that tweaking Steven is homeless due to his lack of intelligence

by Shanannabananas February 22, 2022

Steven (Esteban)

Steven, he's my Esteban, he's every man, a one-man-band, talented at all he pursues!!! People mistake him for "nice guy" when in reality, he's a brave bad ass who has the courage to be generous amongst wolves.

Steven loves his children. Steven sees the best in others. Steven is an inspiration.

Just don't wake him up mid-slumber or he'll bite your head off!

The next time you encounter a man who urges you to just sing, that man is such a Steven (Esteban)!

by Il tuo tesoro December 31, 2021