January 3

the most massive dick in the world day

“damn you were born on january 3rd? you must have the most massive dick”

by bigdoinks79969 October 16, 2019

december 3

december third comes from the song “heather” by conan gray. specifically, the lyrics are, “i still remember, the third of december, me in your sweater..” and so on. on this day your s/o is supposed to give you their sweater to represent this song. this will never happen to me, someone love me. please.

s/o: here’s my sweater, it’s december 3rd.
you: ty :)
s/o: it looks better on you than it does me :,)

by meadowisunavailable December 2, 2020

Gnome 3

A piece of shit.

A reason to switch to Xfce.

Unity's ugly step sister.

I got upgraded to Gnome 3 and decided to switch back to Windows 98

by Linuxfan December 31, 2011

May 3

May 3rd is the day when the best dick sucker and rider was born. Hit someone with this birthday up. You won't regret it...I know I didn't ;)

Person A: Hey, isn't Alice's birthday on May 3rd?
Person B: Oh wait- I gotta go hit her up-

by Yama Yams November 24, 2020

Elise <3

The kindest person you will ever met. She is kinda dirtyminded, but usually hides it. She often has blonde hair. And she is very atlethic. If she has set a goal, she will complete it for sure.

«Have you seen Elise <3?»
«No, why?»
«She is so kind and caring»

by Reggy March 13, 2020

3 hearts

She wanna fuck

She sent me 3 hearts so we met at a hotel

by Lovelyplayboi24 October 28, 2017

the evil 3

The 3 most hated people you know at your school. It could be anyone you don't like, but usually the evil 3 list is unanimously decided on by you and a few friends.

all of the evil 3 are in your wellness class?! damn, i feel srry for you

by M@77 J@M35 August 14, 2012