Seven Holy Founders

Once you've cleared all the bases with Janice in the back of your dad's '72 Buick it's time to take her upstairs and show her the Seven Holy Founders. She wants you to take her to church.

Rick: I heard Greg is taking Janice to the Olive Garden tonight. I didn't know he was so loaded. He must really like her.

Brian: Yeah, but I heard she said that he could show her the Seven Holy Founders after if he paid for endless breadsticks.

Rick: Damn!

by nocharge October 23, 2023

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Seven

For some reason it's everyone's favorite number... and no one knows why

Someone: my favorite number is sev-
Me: NO IT'S NOT
Them: ...uh yes it-
Me: NO. IT'S NOT SEVEN AND YOU KNOW IT'S NOT

by MidnightJessii March 3, 2020

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Seven Gates Of Hell

A set of different areas around the Troy, IL and Collinsville, IL areas, outskirts of both and backroads that aren't really specified to where they go. You either know them or you don't. If you want to explore them, do so at your own risk. Disappearances, murders, occult things of varying degrees and even missing vehicles and the people in them.

"Oh, you've heard of the Seven Gates of Hell, right?" "What, around Troy, Illinois?" "Yeah. It's messed up. I've heard of people disappearing around there. I checked it out but I couldn't find anything." "Um, I recognize you. Haven't you been dead for a few years?"

by Not_Greg_Daddy January 25, 2022

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