Urban Dictionary

You thought you were so clever typing this up.
Think, shabby old dictionary, with pretty naff, useless definitions written by dodos like me.

"I decided that out of my own precious time, to use the HILARIOUS Urban Dictionary as opposed to a normal one cause I'm a bit dim."

by EarthPerson May 18, 2017

Urban Pancake

The act of pooping in one’s computer and closing it.

I accidentally made an urban pancake when my cat pooped on my laptop and I closed it. Ughhh

by GemmaGrey June 22, 2021

urban dictionary

dictionary for concerned people

urban dictionary

by aftereffectseditor July 9, 2022

Urban dick

Someone who tries for years to get their definition added and never gets one approved

Hey:one nut did your definition get approved
No: you dumb choad. Tried using my tripod as an enticement but the rectal

Editors are busy on Uranus or to busy masterbating than adding good material.

Hopefully one urban dick will get my stuff listed.

by Sukon medick May 28, 2025

Urban Dictionary

*Smack*
Go outside.

Really.

you know what urban dictionary is.

by SkippyMcGill February 19, 2010

urban dictionary

A place where every perverted pedophilic and trans gendered misogyny's fantasy goes to die.

on urban dictionary
perv #1. teen pregnancy— then she gets fucked good by ten guys in the vagina and her pussy pulses and nips start leaking juices and then her stomach bulges!!

perv#2–“Like!”
perverts reading this are getting boners

by natchoman February 22, 2024

Urban Jungle

An unshaved private area.

This term refers to an adult, usually very beautiful looking and generally expected to be middle class that does not shave their private area–vagina or penis. It is a slang term for people that are good looking but have unkempt pubic hair.

I had to leave immediately after I got to his house after drinks. He had an urban jungle.

by captainpottedcactus September 16, 2021