nut perfection

When someone or something is so perfect that one can ejaculate (often referred to as "nutting") in their pants from sight of this beauty.

Jesse: "Did you listen to the song I sent you"
Tony: "Yeah, it was to nut perfection"

by BakedInSyrup November 26, 2017

Nut Blocker

Typically known as Karen or Sharon, pops up during segments of pornos and tends to make you flaccid due to their ugly complexion and manager complaint attitude.

I was really getting in to it, but then the nut blocker ruined it for me

by Pizzaeater69 December 4, 2019

Fuck nut

Someone that is doing something stupid or not supposed to be doing

That dude is such a fuck nut.

by Fuckname May 25, 2023

sneaky nut

The act of pulling one testicle above your shorts and putting it back once noticed.

When was your last sneaky nut.

by ClemDawg227 October 2, 2016

Nut Burrito

A giant burrito of a cock packed with special sauce.

Guys I could really go for a nut burrito right about now.

by El Jefe_ March 14, 2019

Wing-Nut

A name for a male that after a series of unfortunate events has walked into a solid object making contact with his genitals and causing significant pain.

I seen William wing-nut himself while he was walking.

by Senior Pepe January 31, 2020

privacy nut

A well informed person who thoroughly looks after their privacy whether is it digital or personal, but it's most often the former.

"You think you have ever had any privacy online? Every second you are being data farmed and that information bought and sold. The moment you buy something from a major company they have everything from billing to your shopping habits, etc."

"You need to get into things such as a completely segmented network. VPNs are the very bare minimum basic first step any informed person takes these days. And I'm not sure that's extreme enough either...but even then you're still going to have a bunch of data on you and your activities sold every second. It's not about being a "privacy nut" it's about it being just that bad out there."

"Am I a "privacy nut" by modern standards? Maybe. However you also need to look at things in context. I do still use a smartphone as I don't have much of a choice but I use a custom firmware on it that gives me control over the phone."

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by quakec1m4 May 5, 2024