urban distancing

To avoid a former best buddy because of a banal quarrel.

Within a small town quite a challenge.
Sets all your friends under pressure because the one who is doing "urban distancing"

expects that you are acting the same way he does to his former buddy.

If you don't follow him doing "urban distancing" - he will leave in a huff.

He is urban distancing him again.

"Why are you urban distancing me?"
"He you! Are you doing a little bit urban distancing again?"
"Stop urban distancing him! You are both my friends!"

by princess2020 May 25, 2020

urban dictionary

a place where edgy 12 year olds lie about them getting laid and calling people slurs. meanwhile they have school in the morning and their bedtime is 9 pm

guy 1: damn, urban dictionary is filled with trolls and ragebait nowadays.
guy 2: yeah it's toxic asf

by deputydipshit June 21, 2025

urban dictionary

place where people like me finds attraction from sarcastic person

me :look i have crush on this mysterious person
?: what’s his name
me: idk i just saw him on urban dictionary duh

by umheythereily January 9, 2021

Urban dictionary

A place where people can go to threaten to kill you

Did you see that someone threatened to murder your wife on urban dictionary? Even your address is there

Noooooooooo hmmmmmmm uh?

by DaviWindows l;jaksdf November 12, 2019

Urban Dictionary

are you fucking kidding me

You searched Urban Dictionary on Urban Dictionary. Do you think this is a fucking joke? I’ll fucking come to your house and murder you. You whore.

by 5 Lemons September 8, 2019

URBAN SHITPOST

When people share screenshot from urban dictionary with their name and asking people to do so and any
annoy everyone.

-Oh, did you saw Vojta's urban shitpost on the instagram today?
-Yeah, he is very annoying, but I will also do it.

by VOJTA November 23, 2021

Urban Dictionary

A dictionary that doesn't make sense at all

"The Urban Dictionary is weird..."

by GLXSSY September 27, 2021