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God's poop

Don't you think God's poop is holy?

Nah it's just holy shit, and earthquakes.
by Josefth3ripper December 2, 2024
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shnoop and poop

thinking deeply while taking a FAT ahh shit
yo john u been in the bathroom for a while
john: oh yea my fault jit i was just having a shnoop and poop
by elongated guapanese January 2, 2024
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All-American Poop-Out

A type of performative pooping festival common in the rural United States.
I’ve just got to get down to the All-American Poop-Out at the fairgrounds…
by Master P’s Theater January 28, 2024
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19 November: Poop and pee in your pants day

This means that everyone needs to poop and pee in their pants, especially those who have their birthday on 19 November.
If they don’t do it on 19 November: Poop and pee in your pants day, you can slap their butt.
by MarleyAvenueStreet March 13, 2024
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I am a poop in a gyat

HsjdkakskfjsjdkdjdkdkjddkwpwOkay wOkay we wow
Wo I can’t wait wowiwywi I am a poop in a gyat
by Ifjfjffjfj in July 21, 2024
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Surprise Release Poop

When your poop stimulates your prostate I’m just the right way that it cause a person to ejaculate.
Matt: Are you cheating on me?
Michael: No, I think you just had a surprise release poop.
by WiccanGay May 5, 2025
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Don't Touch The Poop

Don't Touch The Poop is a term used amongst followers of Lolcows like Chris Chan, Cyraxx and Daniel Larson as a golden rule of sorts when it comes to their antics online. The act itself is referred to as "Poop Touching" and the people who often engage in Poop Touching are considered Weens

The phrase means to avoid interacting or any other kind of engagement with Lolcows as it usually doesn't result in the reaction you are looking for and more than likely it will also have some sort of negative consequence such as being doxed by more efficient trolls or by the Lolcow themselves.
Person 1: "Yo I'm gonna DM Cyraxx and tell him I'm a girl that thinks he's hot! Won't that be so funny?!"

Person 2: "Thats a stupid fucking idea dude. Don't touch the poop."
by kfc_manager__ May 15, 2025
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