boogerlip that dick

After expiencing terrible sex, the female reaches down and grabs her vagina boogers and rubs them onto the unsuspecting male, who is sleeping off the god-awful love making he just enforced onto the female. After waking up, the male discovers that his face is stuck to the pillow reminiscent of supermanning that hoe only backwards :).

After experiencing the worst sex EVER, she decided to boogerlip that dick into oblivion.

by shalala November 12, 2007

Shovel Dick

An awful drawing of a penis

"dude what are you drawing on Jason?"
"I'm drawing a huge dick!"
"Man that looks more like a Shovel Dick."

by Buttfucker23 May 4, 2009

small dick

A person who has a veryyyy small PENIS.

Erik Erdmire has a small dick. I banged that mother fucker last night... i thought it was his finger. Thats awkward.

by Migle G. (; October 31, 2011

liquor dick

when the guy lasts considerably longer as a result of his enebriated state (drunk).

i had liquor dick, and we fucked for hours...

by the dude November 17, 2004

dick-slap

dick-slap means to smack another guy across his face with your limp cock.

Matt woke me up this morning by dick-slapping my face so I'd be the early bird to get the worm!

by eda-skip October 15, 2021

Dick Rockets

When a person suddenly and unintentionally shoots a rocket out of his/her dick then the rocket is classified as a dickrocket

And then suddenly Jake shot multiple dick rockets out of his penis that took out the empire state building.

by thedickrocketeers December 16, 2014

dick whistler

A person who sucks dick, or will not drink on a good friends birthday.

Man that fag would not drink on Bob's birthday, he needs to quit being a dick whistler.

by Hadnuts December 17, 2007