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Penis

Your tripod. Your villain and two henchmen. Your sausage and two eggs males only

a females fear.
"Damn bro lemme touch yo penis!"
"Na bro thats my penis! Get your own!"
by Penislover112233 July 31, 2021
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"oh shit oh god my huge penis cant fit through the fucking door"
by Berily Soup August 2, 2021
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penis

a shlongdalong that gay’s love
damn that penis is huge!

haha i’m gay
by mossisgay August 3, 2021
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penis

A word that some random dude shouts in the middle of class and it makes everyone in the room laugh.
Dude: *shouting* PENIS!
The whole class: *laughs*
by BruhMad333 August 5, 2021
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penis machinist

penis machinist is Navy slang for a corpsman. also called pecker checker or chancre mechanic.
The penis machinist said I don't have the clap.
by anonymous August 6, 2021
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penis slut

you penis slut.
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Spiritual Penis Bond

When two or more friends have sex with the same female on separate occasions that is therefore a spiritual penis bond.
John had sex with Ashley.
1 week later Dave had sex with Ashley.
John and Dave have a spiritual penis bond for both having sex with Ashley.
by heresursandwhich August 7, 2021
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