Down the road

When you’re not a pussy or an attention seeking emo, and actually want to kill yourself in the lulziest way, which is also your favorite activity (slitting your wrists).

Cutting down the road will sever your blood vessel, or in nerd speech, radial artery and will result in an effective, epic win death which will garner lots of sobs and attention from people who once wronged you.

Jayden: Damn man.. Stephany broke up with me for Nathan.. We were dating for 8 months and next week was supposed to be our anniversary! I just want to slit my wrists and die right now!

Alex: Remember, Jayden. It’s ALWAYS down the road, NEVER across the street.

by Spergs June 25, 2023

she put the fork down

Meaning she starved herself.

Girl : “I wonder how she got her body so beautiful and slim.”
Man : “Haha, I know why!”
Girl : “Why?”
Man : “She put the fork down!”

by cl.eo157 June 25, 2023

Calm-down wank

When you're extremely angry, so you wank to calm yourself down.

Woah hey there, you're very angry, have a calm-down wank.

by cyclopentane June 27, 2023

get it down

usually sexual, i.e., give/receive a bj or cunnilingus, or just have intercourse in general. of course, other definitions apply, but idk them :^

Yo, I'm finna get it down with her tonight!

by sucklife'sballslmao June 28, 2023

Floor lying-down

The way to relax. Do it. Just do it.

“I be on the floor lying-down during an existential crisis”

by xioriz June 3, 2024

Floor lying down

Lay on the floor and relieve your anxiety, the floor is more comfortable than the actual furniture…

“i be on the floor lying down during an existential crisis”

by xioriz June 4, 2024

go down

to be defeated, to lose, fail something

If I go down, I'm taking you with me
Dictators rarely go down without a fight.

by EsztiJ June 4, 2024