dick spank

An unpopular colleague or group member with poor social skills. Easy to recognize as they are obnoxiously loud and quite unattractive. This individual often inteferes with personal space and makes rude and inappropriate gestures with his crotch.

Man! Who invited the dick spank from payroll?

That dick spank takes crazy long bathroom breaks.

by Amix December 23, 2004

dick-ears

n. A person disliked. Insulting name for a person, such as "dick-head".

What's up, dick ears?

by DrewZee May 9, 2003

small dick

A person who has a veryyyy small PENIS.

Erik Erdmire has a small dick. I banged that mother fucker last night... i thought it was his finger. Thats awkward.

by Migle G. (; October 31, 2011

liquor dick

when the guy lasts considerably longer as a result of his enebriated state (drunk).

i had liquor dick, and we fucked for hours...

by the dude November 17, 2004

dick-slap

dick-slap means to smack another guy across his face with your limp cock.

Matt woke me up this morning by dick-slapping my face so I'd be the early bird to get the worm!

by eda-skip October 15, 2021

dick sheath

1) a girl, mostly hot ones, you have already had or just want to have sex with.
2) the above, sometimes in a derogatory context.

Jessica is so hot. She's kind of dumb, not a good girlfriend, but she makes a damn fine dick sheath.

by ammali September 30, 2009

Fecal Dick

Fecal Dick was is a NJ-based satirical punk/hardcore/experimental band that formed in 2009, featuring screeching, brash female vocals and whammy-excessive electric guitar. Fecal Dick is notorious for its references to widely-known commercials and viral internet videos such as Tourette's Guy, Disney eggs, the Double-Pits to Chesty Axe commercial, the Taco Bell Diet, the "Garbage Day" video, and Mountain Dew. A few of their songs include "Mountain Douche", "It's Not Chocolate", and "Turd Surfin' USA"

No, I'm not talking about what I did last night; I was referring to the band, Fecal Dick.

by shitstain4 April 16, 2010