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Do you feel like you have no one to turn to? ( I'm going to rewrite Yayyoung song and make it my own song plus it's my demo song ) by Syafinaz Binte Zainal.
Do you feel like you have no one to turn to? ( I'm going to rewrite Yayyoung song and make it my own song plus it's my demo song ) by Syafinaz Binte Zainal.
by Kmqq April 21, 2023
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Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.
I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
by Catamount June 21, 2008
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INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your spread by throwing your noodles all over your cell. Then add blue text
by bluetextman July 29, 2021
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Mukuro😨 Ikusaba,👵 the😱 16th 💢💨student,🙎 ♀️🙎 ♀️ lying 🙀hidden💩somewhere 🙈in 👽this😂 school. 😎The🤖 one 🧓they 🧠call 🤧the🤕 ultimate 😳despair.🤪 Watch 😼out😾 for 👾her.
The 16th student is... Mukuro😨 Ikusaba,👵 the😱 16th 💢💨student,🙎 ♀️🙎 ♀️ lying 🙀hidden💩somewhere 🙈in 👽this😂 school. 😎The🤖 one 🧓they 🧠call 🤧the🤕 ultimate 😳despair.🤪 Watch 😼out😾 for 👾her.
by Nag1to Kinnie March 12, 2021
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Mia the lit one

A awesome friend who is a Savage like log pollen she will beat your ass don't mess with her she will get. Ligma tattooed on her wrist
Ayy Mia the lit one
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One-stoplight

Cooperstown is so small it is a one-stoplight town.
by Willis the seawolf June 1, 2019
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No ones assed

no person/ not a single person concerns themselves or gives sufficient attention to what has been said/done
Kieth: “Guess what I did on Friday?”
Kenny: “no ones assed”
by Laneyjane54321 November 23, 2021
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