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tak-timing

The phenomena in which the greatest thing brought to this earth gets timing'd to a degree never seen before.
"there's two mid, let me watch it" -tak .... "he killed me from main running through a smoke full blind with a burst glock, fuck that tak-timing" -also tak
by billybobthemuncher November 30, 2022
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screen time rivalry

In this phenomenon, there are always countless other people with way more screen time than the amount of screen time you're able to have. It's because the country with world's highest screen time (Indonesia, 6.05 hours per day) is also the 4th most populous country in the world, housing 270 millions of inhabitants.
Every time I check my screen time stats, I feel the pressure of the screen time rivalry, especially knowing Indonesia has the highest average at over 6 hours a day!
by Emotional Cruiser September 25, 2025
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It's Deoin' Time.

The coolest catchphrase that is now one of the most popular slang terms. It was originally used in the most successful youtuber of all time : "deo the doge" and it escalated from there. now it is said about 1 deoillion times every day
Possibly a reference to the power rangers saying "its Deoinph time!".
Its Deoin' time!
yoooo
"I cried when he said "It's deoin' Time." such an emotional moment!"
by deolover69 July 19, 2022
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Mommy tea time

When your mom exercises for a week straight wearing her granny panties and they are dripping and most with a hint of brown crust and makes you a cup of nice warm tea to go to sleep with.
I spent the night at Dustin's place and we had the most rich and flavorful mommy tea time tea,it really help me get to sleep.
by Pours when it rains December 8, 2023
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Coachella Time

When you are going to be 15 or more minutes late to an event, but you let your friends know right before you are supposed to be there.
Starr: Sorry guys, I know I said 6:30, but I won’t be there until 6:45

Pheelips: She on that Coachella Time!
by Pheelips April 15, 2024
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fart bloom time

The time from when you fart till the time you actually smell it. Usually it's instantaneous but could take a couple seconds.

Picture a fart being released and "blooming" upwards like an atom bomb.
Man, that fart had some bloom time. I almost thought it wasn't going to have any smell at all. That was a long fart bloom time.

That fart smelled pretty weak at first but as the bloom time increased it got richer and richer...damn.
by anonymous February 18, 2021
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