And I poop

when your friend says something so shocking, you feel the need to shit yourself.

Guy: I got your friend pregnant and i’m leaving the country but I’m in love with you. come with me?

You: AND I POOP?!

by mamimunch69 September 4, 2023

Scrub the poop deck

Verb, a euphemism for eating out somebody's ass, popularized by pirate meme culture in mid 2023

Sailor: Reportin' fer duty, Cap'n!

Cap'n: Aye, there's a lad! Get down and scrub the poop deck!

Sailor: Aye-aye! Where's the mop?

Cap'n: ...

by janey-e1999 September 23, 2023

God's Poop Hole

When your trying your hardest to stay away from premarital sex but you just gotta nut... don't worry slide it in her butt

Don't worry God's poop hole made us a loop hole!

by Mrs.C.Baird October 2, 2023

Butt With Hint of Poop

A phenomenon that attracts a dogs nose. Due to the hint of poop a dogs nose is attracted to butt. When sniffing the dog gets an extra sniff caused by an excessive amount of farting and an inability to wipe thoroughly.

That dog is getting an extra sniff. It must be Butt With HInt of Poop.

by The RONA Wigger October 3, 2023

pee at the poop store

Metaphor for two things that should not be together.

Now they got pinapple on pizza, next there'll be pee at the poop store.

by monkerhostin1 November 20, 2023

i hope your next poop is sharp

word typed and publicated by a "brave" roblox player.

wow! This i hope your next poop is sharp image is magnifying!

by ThePoopyDawg November 22, 2023

The Ben Poop Cycle

Ben shits out his poop and then eats it. This causes Ben to shit it out and eat it repeatedly. This is what we call the Ben Poop Cycle

Ben, the ford ranger will be fine. Now go back to The Ben Poop Cycle.

by VectorsChicken November 27, 2023