friend

what is that?

don’t know what a friend is

by ei’m rydydudf June 3, 2020

School Bus Friend

noun
The friend you have on the school bus that you don't see once you graduate high school.

Martin missed his school bus friend, Sofie.

by school bus friend August 2, 2024

friends from California

qualm gonorrhea or another std

Mike & his queen received a pool party invitation from Shaggy.

ab initio the team goal set suffused gonorrhea in every county of the state.

person 1: Golf Dodger and his girlfriend just got awards from the po po.

person 2: may are the Chargers doing this season?
person 1: the team just started the weekend Sunday morning paper route
person 2: they were going to win all-state sexy Crabs back

person 1: readers felt hot at last, summer is here
person 2: vintage excuse, forget my sun tan lotion

person 1: better than diagnosis friends from California

by trufflebutterwestfall June 1, 2023

Toxic Friend

Elmaz

Elmaz: I love hunter sooooooo much omg perfection I’m going to take arianas bff hunter away from her cause I am a toxic friend

Me: ...

by Ew I’m so down with shit November 6, 2019

Friend zone

Friend zone does not exist it is made up term that people use when they are rejected from another person to be there girlfriend/boyfriend. When u are rejected it usualy means that u are fat or gay

She put me in friend zone

No she didnt u are just fat and gay

by NiggyTheRealOne September 22, 2020

Don't name your friends.

Urban Dictionary doesn't like your habit of naming people we don't know.

Don't name your friends. We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities.

by Pseudonyms. May 14, 2023

Friend

Something you don’t have

C’mon

“Okay kids, now pair up!”
“Miss, I have no friends.”
“Nerd”

by Your_Pp April 1, 2020