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cum

its a slime like gooey thing that comes out of a man’s dick
playing with *insert random name*’s cum 😻
by albedo’s piss November 17, 2021
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Cum Chalice

A Cum Chalice is a gift in which can be distributed to your dearest friends.

This gift symbolizes friendship, platonic care and the desire to never be romantically intwined with the individual you are gifting.
“ I heard Jessica got a cum chalice from Tyson!”
“Ooh…girl got rejected hardcore.”
by Cxxz8 November 14, 2023
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Phantom Cum

When one feels a sensation of busting a nut but little to no cum is actually released
Jim: Yo! I swore I just came, why don't I see anything?

Joe: That's called Phantom Cum, you just felt the sensation.
by MeowMan191919 July 6, 2025
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Cum Monster

A type of interdimensional entity which uses it's extremely powerful sense of smell to locate human testicles which have accumulated large reserves of semen due to long periods of non-ejaculation, which it relies on as its primary food source. This is also thought to be the reason for the occurence of most wet dreams, which are believed to be the result of stimulation of the penis by the monster in order to acquire semen. This is difficult to prove however, as the monster itself is rarely seen as it avoids detection by humans at all costs and will retreat into it's own dimension upon awakening or after being seen.
1. Sweet dreams and dont let the Cum Monster suck.

2. If you don't empty your ballsack regularly then you'll get a visit from the Cum Monster!
by justinmiller October 13, 2020
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Cum Catcher

You Dicksucking So hard So when that person cums the person You were dicksucking you catch there cum.
Damn Why Lano dick sucking So Hard he bouta catch The Cum today he such a fucking cum Catcher
by Mexican 99 October 17, 2017
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Cum Twizzler

Folding your tongue into the shape of a coke straw and sucking up cum/jizz from your partners body in a straight line before spitting it out on them and vacuuming it back up with your tongue and repeating.
That bitch is a real cum twizzler! She uses her tongue to suck up a line of cum as if she is a cokewhore snorting up a line of coke!
by Drakey 313 May 23, 2022
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cum nugget

its what you call people when they do something wrong.
WTF JERRY YOU FUCKED MY CHILD YOU CUM NUGGET
by FUCK MEKAL MYERS FUCKED ME October 16, 2021
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